Mad Lib Inauguration Speech!

Mad Lib Inauguration Speech!

Go to this link and make your own inauguration speech (mad lib style!). Mine is it after you do yours.

Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a loving day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “goldfish”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually flip.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces blue and slimey challenges like never before. Our economy is soft. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for burglars. Our healthcare system is loud. If your knee is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a wedding planner. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a tank top espresso. But tap dancing together we can right this ship, and set a course for bermuda triangle.

Finally, I must thank my icy family, my sharp campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank sculptors for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of knitting the American people. Without your DIY efforts, none of this would have been possible.