Anyone get this for X-mas?

Minor Threat Hot Sauce!

Brooklyn based Wheelhouse Pickles has put out a hot sauce inspired by the hardcore straight edge legends. It’s made from a rare mild breed of habanero pepper and it “mysteriously favors the pepper’s fruitiness over its notoriously overwhelming heat,” says sauce description. Naming the sauce “Minor Threat” is two-fold, one because the pickler is a fan of the band, and two because the sauce truly is a minor threat (as opposed to a major threat of the super insane heat from other peppers and hotter hot sauces).

Hahahaha.